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The rest of the day was quite normal.

The days of an unemployed bum (me)

Typical scenes from a Hollywood movie

You know in movies, when they are desperate to make some excitement?

It is this typical scene, in like all Hollywood movies, where one of the main characters sneaks into the bad guys room, or office, looking for something really important, and then the bad guy is coming, walking down the corridor. 

The director is desperately trying to KILL you with excitement, but you know that the good guy somehow finds the really really important thing and gets out of the room somehow in a spilt second, right before the bad guy comes into the room. That is what this comic is about: 

I kind of felt like this is a typical scene in a movie starring Jason Statham, so the good guy is bald, and so is the bad guy, since we never really know which one he is.

But Hollywood, keep it coming, never change, don't ever come up with something new and unpredictable. Because I think that would blow our small little human brains, and I don't know if there are many of us that could handle it. I even think it would be more hysteria than when Facebook changes it lay outs or looks. Which I really hate when happens by the way!  

The first Competition of the year!

Today I was going to write about something awesome.

But I decided not to.

Instead I am going to make a montage of me, and my horse from the competition we where on this weekend.

It was my first competition in probably 5 years, and the first time I have really ridden a horse in three years, the outfall of this was: Complete disaster.

I probably had one of the best horses on the competition, but because I am such a lunatic, and can’t really ride a horse, we just looked like two object that should never have been put together, here are some examples:

Like putting sugar on fish: 

Or let a dog fly a plane:

Or get a man without hands to build a house:

So as you understand it did not go really well for me....

But I got a good montage out of it, and here you go:

Vala the lunatic on a good horse picture one:

We where both really excited for the competition, just in two different ways.

The most disturbing thing about this picture is that he was standing looking at his sister (the white horse you see the foot of in the picture)....

Vala the lunatic on a good horse picture two:

"WOHO I am so stocked right now! I am going to win this Mother f*** thing!

Mum take a picture of me being excited so I can show on my blog!"

Vala the lunatic on a good horse picture 3:

I have no idea what I am trying to do here...maybe some sort of Horse whisperer technique, who knows!

Vala the lunatic on a good horse picture 4:

I am so so happy here, nothing is going to break my stride! 

WOHO I AM ON A HORSE!!!! 

Lucid Dreaming

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And last:

Lucid dreams are the Best! 

Why it is hard when your Parent is a Psychologist..