Contrasts...

Not picking up the phone, when you are...

What you are afraid of when you live....:

Dressing up when you are...:

5 life changing tips from me to you!

1. Make up

Put on loads of make up on the first day like this: 

Then you can relax all weekend! The makeup will only fade away bit by bit, and you don’t need to use time in the bathroom!! (OBS! Only works if you don’t take the make up of after the first day)

2. Having a party and forgot to get alcohol?

Take out your shot glasses and put orange juice in it and some Charcoal lighter fluid. Then you have shots that you can put on fire, AND you get drunk! 

3. Feeling down and depressed?

Put on crazy hats until you feel happy again!

4. Having a hard time at work?

     QUIT! 

5. All your clothes dirty?

Cut out the stains! 

Everybody will be so jealous!