1. Make up
Put on loads of make up on the first day like this:
2. Having a party and forgot to get alcohol?
Take out your shot glasses and put orange juice in it and some Charcoal lighter fluid. Then you have shots that you can put on fire, AND you get drunk!
3. Feeling down and depressed?
Put on crazy hats until you feel happy
again!
4. Having a hard time at work?
QUIT!